Do predatory fish count???

it's shark week... i'll return next week...

Celebrity Morph by MyHeritage

Another fun idea from Rimmer, but who the hell is she????

MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Free genealogy software - Free family history

Purple Cocks

This is the new rug for my kitchen.... Normally I go for things a tad more middle eastern, persian, indian, but this little french thing was 75%... yes, 75% off. Well, how is a girl to resist a purple cock.

And then I made myself this yummy snack while standing on my new purple cock...

Dude...is that some kind of rat turd by your tomatoe toast??? Um, no that is a crispy burnt sourdough piece, so ignore that and focus on the yummy bursting slick goodness of the buttery toast and the juicy deliciousness of the ripey tomatoe which will get sprinkled with lovely fresh sea salt and dashed with fresh ground tri-color peppercorn.

See how yummy I am??? Oh yes... bite me... you know you want to...

*created while listening to Brian McKnight*

I am surrounded by Aliens....

Last night while I was watching junk TV (I cannot tell you the program or I will have to kill you...), this "girl" performed the following song:

Katy Perry - "I Kissed A Girl"

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what, good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Um, ok... I don't even know where to start with all my thoughts on this. But the tune was catchy so I'll probably iTune it. Much to the unmitigated horror of my superego. Hmph...*

*this post inspired by Rimmers*

Starting with a BANG!

Besides the whole glide-y work-out machine thangy, to start my July 4th weekend, I attended an excellent presentation by the Dallas Symphony Orchestra. If you have the chance to see Blue Planet Live it is a must see. The music is stunningly presented by the creator, and I found myself moved several times during the performance. I am already in love with the Blue Planet series as it is one of the most evocative films of our Earth and its oceanly inhabitants and habits.

And for the second time last week, I cried.

A New Gizmo:

OR, Why I need a Second LARGER Car:

Starting off the July 4th weekend with a little preemptive action:

Chic Curse

Crying when one gets mad makes me SO angry!! It's Monday again at my office and this morning before I even got my computer booted, I got to have a cursing/screaming match with a vendor who is a complete dill-weed and then I got to cry in front of the whole office and even the phone repair guy who got drippy tear splatters on the work ticket I had to sign off on...

I really love being a girl... mostly...